wheatus was the real winner tonight
i told my dad his chicken was dry and tasteless and he said it was made out of my humor
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.
It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.
“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”
I like to imagine that in the sitcom that is Jay and B’s life, Kanye is basically Roger from Sister, Sister.
“I know this is incredibly inappropriate for me to say, but I’m desperate to kiss you.”
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
Niall, Harry, and Zayn - Anan photoshoot